The People's Republic of Sergey Krajakin is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 719 million Sergey Krajakinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Sergey Krajakinian economy, worth 3.29 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 4,578 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All weapon research has been banned, purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sergey Krajakin's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sergey Krajakin is ranked 341,454th in the world and 5,939th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.85 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sergey Krajakin, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
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Sergey Krajakin altered its national flag.
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Sergey Krajakin, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
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Sergey Krajakin, purchasing a can of Addison Cola requires a wheelbarrow of cash.
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Sergey Krajakin, all weapon research has been banned.
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Sergey Krajakin, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
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Sergey Krajakin, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
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Sergey Krajakin, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
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Sergey Krajakin, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
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Sergey Krajakin, an eye for an eye leaves Sergey Krajakin blind.