Population | 5.291 billion |
Capital | Boden |
Leader | Hathaway Pennington I |
Faith | Christofacsim |
Currency | Krasos |
Animal | Selfosian Dove |
The Despotic Slaver Monarchy of Selfosia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hathaway Pennington I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.291 billion Selfosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boden. The average income tax rate is 81.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Selfosian economy, worth 979 trillion Krasos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,082 Krasos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Hathaway Pennington I's rear echelons, skyscrapers get built in just days, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, and state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Hathaway Pennington I's portrait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfosia's national animal is the Selfosian Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christofacsim.
Selfosia is ranked 177,003rd in the world and 3,155th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 85.1864385362 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Selfosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Selfosia changed its national leader to "Hathaway Pennington I".
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Hathaway Pennington I's portrait.
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, skyscrapers get built in just days.
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Hathaway Pennington I's rear echelons.
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
- : Following new legislation in Selfosia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Selfosia.