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You dare suggest that the people need rights!? Hathaway Pennington I
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,831stMost Patriotic: 4,796thMost Conservative: 4,906th
The Despotic Slaver Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Selfosia

Population5.291 billion

CapitalBoden
LeaderHathaway Pennington I
FaithChristofacsim

CurrencyKrasos
AnimalSelfosian Dove

The Despotic Slaver Monarchy of Selfosia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hathaway Pennington I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.291 billion Selfosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boden. The average income tax rate is 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Selfosian economy, worth 979 trillion Krasos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,082 Krasos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Hathaway Pennington I's rear echelons, skyscrapers get built in just days, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, and state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Hathaway Pennington I's portrait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selfosia's national animal is the Selfosian Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christofacsim.

Selfosia is ranked 177,003rd in the world and 3,155th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 85.1864385362 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,831stMost Patriotic: 4,796thMost Conservative: 4,906thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,749thMost Authoritarian: 7,298thLargest Black Market: 7,338thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,763rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,870thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,068thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,477thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,660thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,874thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,506thHighest Average Incomes: 12,647thLowest Crime Rates: 14,218thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,270thLargest Governments: 15,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,720thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,766thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,378thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,094thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,300thHealthiest Citizens: 23,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,611thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,651stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,311thSmartest Citizens: 27,748thMost Efficient Economies: 28,911th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionMost Patriotic: 165th in the regionMost Conservative: 169th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 181st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 222nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 224th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 275th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 324th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 342nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 356th in the regionMost Extreme: 380th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 429th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 484th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 523rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 589th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 589th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 601st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 626th in the regionLargest Governments: 640th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Selfosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Selfosia changed its national leader to "Hathaway Pennington I".
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Hathaway Pennington I's portrait.
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, the nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Hathaway Pennington I's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were.
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Selfosia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Selfosia.

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