The Commonwealth of Seleyah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister James McDonald with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.8 billion Seleyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adelford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Seleyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Seleyan Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,817 Seleyan Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 477,166 per year while the poor average 41,262, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Builders across Seleyah are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, the last thing Seleyan soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, and the diplomatic corps stinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seleyah's national animal is the Seleyan Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican Church of Seleyah.

Seleyah is ranked 63,831^st in the world and 60^th in United Kingdom for Nudest, with 196.75 cheeks per square mile.