Population | 27.069 billion |
Capital | New York City |
Leader | Larry David |
Faith | Festivus |
Currency | Vandalay |
Animal | ring-tailed lemur |
The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Larry David with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.069 billion Seinfeldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Seinfeldian economy, worth a remarkable 4,034 trillion Vandalays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,039 Vandalays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Seinfeldian justice, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seinfeld's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Festivus.
Seinfeld is ranked 6,425th in the world and 12th in Seinfeld for Most Stationary, with 2,901.79649007128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Seinfeld was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Seinfeld was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high.
- : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Seinfeldian justice.
- : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Seinfeld was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
- : Following new legislation in Seinfeld, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.