The Department of Seine-Maritime is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pascal Martin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.434 billion Seinomarins are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rouen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The strong Seinomarin economy, worth a remarkable 1,612 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,927 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, contestants on Seine-Maritime's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seine-Maritime's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Seine-Maritime is ranked 127,097^th in the world and 25^th in Department Store for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,873.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.