The Kingdom of Seims is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stephen Seims with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 779 million Seimses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Mia. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seimsish economy, worth 61.9 trillion Guldens a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,437 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Stephen Seims wears an armoured gauntlet, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, Stephen Seims has just been declared ruler of Seims in an international press conference, and planespotters are emigrating in droves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seims's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seims is ranked 37,163^rd in the world and 302^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,684.67 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.