The Kingdom of Seims is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 315 million Seimses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Mia. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Seimsish economy, worth 24.4 trillion Guldens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,464 Guldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, treason is relative, and edutainment video games are taking Seims's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seims's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seims is ranked 202,782^nd in the world and 924^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 17.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.