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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 26th
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Sehlysdre

Population30.516 billion

CapitalSehlysdre City
LeaderCaoilfhinn

CurrencyThaler
AnimalTiger

The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Caoilfhinn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.516 billion Sehlysdreans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sehlysdre City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sehlysdrean economy, worth an astonishing 12,102 trillion Thalers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 396,605 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Under love's heavy burden Caoilfhinn sinks lower in the political right's esteem, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, billions of Thalers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Tiger Nebula, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Sehlysdre. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sehlysdre's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sehlysdre is ranked 73,419th in the world and 2,956th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,731.27 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 22ndHighest Crime Rates: 26thMost Armed: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 51stFattest Citizens: 63rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rdMost Avoided: 120thLeast Corrupt Governments: 166thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 178thLargest Mining Sector: 201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 210thLargest Gambling Industry: 220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 249thHighest Economic Output: 261stHighest Disposable Incomes: 261stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 309thRudest Citizens: 362ndLargest Retail Industry: 382ndMost Stationary: 550thHighest Average Incomes: 758thLargest Publishing Industry: 970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 988thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,538thLargest Populations: 1,916thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,586thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,824thMost Efficient Economies: 2,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,883rdSmartest Citizens: 3,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,392ndLargest Black Market: 7,648thNudest: 9,331stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,030thTop
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Most Secular: 10,889thMost Influential: 11,625thMost Politically Free: 11,954thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,322ndLargest Insurance Industry: 17,924th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Politically Free: 145th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 223rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 241st in the regionNudest: 304th in the regionMost Secular: 385th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 458th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 553rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 643rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 703rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 732nd in the regionMost Extreme: 802nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Sehlysdre.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, billions of Thalers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Tiger Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, under love's heavy burden Caoilfhinn sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Sehlysdre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Sehlysdre, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.

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