The Technocracy of Secularist Eura is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.984 billion Eurans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Center. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Secularist Euran economy, worth a remarkable 2,215 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,854 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and Leader is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secularist Eura's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Omnism.

Secularist Eura is ranked 7,017^th in the world and 4^th in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.43 law-abiding acts per hour.