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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 416thMost Compassionate Citizens: 694thMost Pacifist: 748th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Secret beetles

Population3.762 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Secret beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.762 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sycrytian economy, worth 755 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,850 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more", Secret beetles has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Sycrytian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Secret beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Secret beetles is ranked 260,252nd in the world and 96th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -20.98 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 416thMost Compassionate Citizens: 694thMost Pacifist: 748thSafest: 774thNicest Citizens: 809thLeast Corrupt Governments: 980thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,032ndMost Inclusive: 1,049thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,266thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,625thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,782ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,858thHighest Food Quality: 1,897thLargest Governments: 2,102ndBest Weather: 2,293rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,411thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,483rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,829thMost Developed: 2,866thHealthiest Citizens: 3,078thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,166thMost Secular: 3,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,450thSmartest Citizens: 3,659thMost Cultured: 3,766thMost Efficient Economies: 3,795thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,040thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,717thHighest Average Incomes: 7,383rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,831stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,784thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,175thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,952nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Sycrytian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, Secret beetles has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, recognizing the Sycrytian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret beetles, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.

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