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Most Pro-Market: 9,790thMost Politically Free: 10,532ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,509th
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Secret Agent Men

Population315 million


The Republic of Secret Agent Men is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 315 million Secret Agent Menians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Secret Agent Menian economy, worth 12.8 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,704 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,347 per year while the poor average 2,551, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Secret Agent Men's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Secret Agent Men is ranked 18,142nd in the world and 482nd in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 107.14 Insults Per Minute.

Most Pro-Market: 9,790thMost Politically Free: 10,532ndTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,509thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,574thFattest Citizens: 13,781stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,124thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,631stMost Extreme: 15,368thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,784thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,393rdHighest Crime Rates: 18,119thRudest Citizens: 18,142ndHighest Drug Use: 19,988th
Most Pro-Market: 28th in the regionMost Politically Free: 51st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 138th in the regionMost Extreme: 219th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 348th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 417th in the regionFattest Citizens: 448th in the regionRudest Citizens: 482nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 536th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 563rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 631st in the regionMost Armed: 701st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 771st in the regionNudest: 839th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 859th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 864th in the regionMost Avoided: 871st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Secret Agent Men was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Secret Agent Men, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Secret Agent Men was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Secret Agent Men was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Secret Agent Men was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Secret Agent Men was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free, Nudest, Most Armed, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Secret Agent Men's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Secret Agent Men was founded in The North Pacific.