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2 Noah
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,965thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,133rd
The Second Best Colony of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Second Best Puppet 70

Population8.107 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 70 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.107 billion Second Best Puppet 70ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 70ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,668 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,859 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 890,429 per year while the poor average 30,270, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, and the judicial system legislates morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 70's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 70 is ranked 3,133rd in the world and 12th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,315.57 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,965thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,133rdMost Devout: 3,173rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,853rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,410thLargest Mining Sector: 4,521stRudest Citizens: 4,881stMost Efficient Economies: 5,595thLargest Black Market: 7,356thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,558thMost Cultured: 9,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,725thNudest: 10,111thHighest Average Incomes: 10,201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,385thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,704thLargest Governments: 14,010thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,918thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,682ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,597thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,780thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,326thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,104thMost Developed: 27,967th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionLargest Populations: 182nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, Second Best Puppet 70ian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, college students sell their most valuable possessions just to afford pizza.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 70, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Second Best Puppet 70ian satellites can detect it.

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