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2 Noah
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,328thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,515thMost Efficient Economies: 4,434th
The Second Best Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Second Best Puppet 66

Population8.112 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 66 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.112 billion Second Best Puppet 66ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 66ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,935 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

When you fly on Air Second Best Puppet 66 you win a seat or you die, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 66's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 66 is ranked 107,342nd in the world and 1,094th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,014.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,328thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,515thMost Efficient Economies: 4,434thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,785thLowest Crime Rates: 6,716thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,119thLargest Governments: 7,375thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,484thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,198thMost Devout: 8,229thFattest Citizens: 8,726thMost Cultured: 9,069thLargest Mining Sector: 9,788thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,354thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,964thLargest Retail Industry: 11,793rdMost Developed: 12,092ndNudest: 12,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,176thLargest Black Market: 15,598thHighest Average Incomes: 15,829thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 17,194thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,233rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,346thHighest Economic Output: 21,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,726thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,796thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,801st
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 172nd in the regionLargest Populations: 173rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 205th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 211th in the regionMost Extreme: 232nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 238th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Second Best Puppet 66 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, when you fly on Air Second Best Puppet 66 you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 66, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.

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