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The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 66ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,443 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,935 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

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