The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 60 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.38 billion Second Best Puppet 60ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 60ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,602 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,192 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The treehouse in Legendary Park is the tallest building in Second Best Puppet 60, the media seems excessively interested in what Noah is wearing this season, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, and a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 60's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 60 is ranked 285,240^th in the world and 2,171^st in Two for Most Pacifist, with 11.19 cheeks turned per day.