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2 Noah
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,290thMost Devout: 2,378th
The Second Best Colony of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Second Best Puppet 46

Population8.47 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 46 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.47 billion Second Best Puppet 46ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 46ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 180,325 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Noah's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, group hugs break out during floor votes, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, and it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 46's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 46 is ranked 340,188th in the world and 2,272nd in Two for Nicest Citizens, with 0.22 average smiles per day.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,869thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,290thMost Devout: 2,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,407thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,053rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,214thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,436thRudest Citizens: 5,763rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,831stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,899thLowest Crime Rates: 6,968thFattest Citizens: 8,477thLargest Mining Sector: 8,512thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,799thLargest Governments: 9,605thLargest Black Market: 9,862ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,896thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,753rdMost Cultured: 13,969thHighest Average Incomes: 15,241stNudest: 15,360thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 20,643rdMost Developed: 26,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,558thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,683rdSmartest Citizens: 31,416th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionLargest Populations: 116th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionMost Devout: 163rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 210th in the regionMost Average: 215th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, Noah's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, nothing is more offensive than being inoffensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, the well-to-do in Two are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 46, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.

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