The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 32 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.365 billion Second Best Puppet 32ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,253 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Second Best Puppet 32ian bonfires are the bomb, Noah can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 32's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 32 is ranked 6,583^rd in the world and 58^th in Two for Largest Black Market, with 1,095 trillion Standard Monetary Units.