Population | 8.167 billion |
Leader | Noah |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 28 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.167 billion Second Best Puppet 28ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 28ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,676 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 28's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Puppet 28 is ranked 77,882nd in the world and 1,426th in Two for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,956.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Puppet 28 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, a crystal a day keeps the establishment away.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
- : Second Best Puppet 28 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 28, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.