The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 222 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.856 billion Second Best Puppet 222ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 222ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,530 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,835 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationing Second Best Puppet 222ians expect to be treated as royalty, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 222's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 222 is ranked 264,391^st in the world and 1,374^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 18,704.18 Standard Monetary Units.