The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 220 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.929 billion Second Best Puppet 220ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 220ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 199,847 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, the government is spending billions of cards on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 220's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 220 is ranked 105,521^st in the world and 1,709^th in Two for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,124.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.