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2 Noah
Fattest Citizens: 2,468thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,867thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,036th
The Second Best Colony of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Second Best Puppet 199

Population8.329 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 199 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.329 billion Second Best Puppet 199ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 199ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 218,718 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 742,754 per year while the poor average 47,515, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 199's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 199 is ranked 11,355th in the world and 1,079th in Two for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 90.32 Effective Tax Rate.

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Fattest Citizens: 2,468thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,867thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,036thRudest Citizens: 4,142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,181stLargest Retail Industry: 4,680thMost Efficient Economies: 4,717thMost Devout: 5,169thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,248thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,167thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,223rdLargest Governments: 7,438thLargest Mining Sector: 7,489thLargest Black Market: 7,832ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,039thHighest Average Incomes: 8,503rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,788thLowest Crime Rates: 9,823rdMost Cultured: 10,805thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,355thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,000thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,096thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,818thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,867thNudest: 14,373rdHighest Economic Output: 16,196thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 17,504thSmartest Citizens: 23,330thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,768thMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,022ndMost Patriotic: 27,333rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31,771st
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the regionMost Average: 102nd in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Politically Free: 141st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Black Market: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 180th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 180th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 197th in the regionMost Patriotic: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 237th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, the national defense strategy is a little floppy.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, even secular Second Best Puppet 199ians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 199, the treehouse in Legendary Park is the tallest building in Second Best Puppet 199.

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