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2 Noah
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,524thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,800thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,018th
The Second Best Colony of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Second Best Puppet 171

Population7.944 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 171 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.944 billion Second Best Puppet 171ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 171ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,714 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 171's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 171 is ranked 203,559th in the world and 1,884th in Two for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 427.21 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,524thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,800thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,018thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,939thTop
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,098thMost Efficient Economies: 4,434thLargest Mining Sector: 4,970thLargest Black Market: 4,980thFattest Citizens: 5,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,359thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,178thMost Devout: 7,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,891stLargest Governments: 8,015thHighest Average Incomes: 8,330thNudest: 8,988thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,534thLargest Retail Industry: 10,274thLowest Crime Rates: 11,706thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,738thMost Developed: 13,961stTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 16,805thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,841stMost Avoided: 17,457thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,512thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,327thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,558thSmartest Citizens: 20,332ndMost Income Equality: 21,776thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,192nd
Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 126th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Governments: 134th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 189th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 191st in the regionMost Extreme: 202nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 209th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers.
  • : Second Best Puppet 171 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, the universal wage level is set by dividing GDP by the number of citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Second Best Puppet 171 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 171, the government has enacted freedom of information.

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