The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 141 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.217 billion Second Best Puppet 141ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 141ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,673 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,675 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 141's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Puppet 141 is ranked 313,752^nd in the world and 2,596^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 5.82 cheeks turned per day.