The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 132 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.997 billion Second Best Puppet 132ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 132ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,840 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 132's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 132 is ranked 20,001^st in the world and 645^th in Two for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,249.87 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.