The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 110 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.029 billion Second Best Puppet 110ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 110ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 196,248 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and dessert dishes make up the Second Best Puppet 110ian breakfast menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 110's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 110 is ranked 128,116^th in the world and 1,310^th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,451.17 on the Hickory Productivity Index.