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2 Noah
Most Devout: 1,663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,014th
The Second Best Colony of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Second Best Puppet 04

Population8.448 billion

LeaderNoah

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Second Best Colony of Second Best Puppet 04 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.448 billion Second Best Puppet 04ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Puppet 04ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,689 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 604,703 per year while the poor average 55,757, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

The hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, "Noah got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Puppet 04's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Puppet 04 is ranked 340,728th in the world and 2,443rd in Two for Nicest Citizens, with 0.21 average smiles per day.

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Most Devout: 1,663rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,014thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,234thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,504thMost Efficient Economies: 4,362ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,440thLargest Retail Industry: 5,498thLowest Crime Rates: 5,620thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,450thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,836thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,972ndLargest Governments: 7,050thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,437thRudest Citizens: 8,274thLargest Black Market: 8,277thHighest Average Incomes: 10,194thLargest Mining Sector: 10,886thNudest: 11,157thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,917thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,156thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,883rdHighest Economic Output: 17,072ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17,312thMost Cultured: 19,638thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,746thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,435thSmartest Citizens: 31,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32,094th
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Most Devout: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionFattest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 122nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 143rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Populations: 168th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 181st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 207th in the regionLargest Black Market: 208th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, "Noah got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Second Best Puppet 04 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, the weather in Second Best Puppet 04 City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Second Best Puppet 04, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Noah.

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