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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 98ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,239 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, many marriages end in murder, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 98's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Pack Storage 98 is ranked 62,048^th in the world and 2,012^th in Two for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,285.88 on the Societal Mobility Rating.