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The government is buying children's books by the thousands, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 91's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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