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The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 65ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,850 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest legendary hunting institutions, new laws have paved the way for female politicians, and the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Second Best Pack Storage 65" on tails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 65's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 65 is ranked 317,001^st in the world and 456^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.