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Ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates, the government has enacted freedom of information, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 64's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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