The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 61 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.655 billion Second Best Pack Storage 61ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 61ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,922 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 493,537 per year while the poor average 46,308, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

The word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 61's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 61 is ranked 281,131^st in the world and 2,233^rd in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,253.95 Standard Monetary Units.