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The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 58ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 160,406 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
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