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The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 32ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 217,071 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 32's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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