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The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 26ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,546 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,395 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, and police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 26's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 26 is ranked 51,568^th in the world and 11^th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 54,646.69 Standard Monetary Units.