Population | 7.508 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 221 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.508 billion Second Best Pack Storage 221ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 221ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,391 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 185,306 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, airport security is provided by private companies, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 221's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 221 is ranked 235,534th in the world and 2,344th in Two for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -2.45 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of legendaries and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, it's said that a Second Best Pack Storage 221ian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 221, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.