Population | 7.327 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 209 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.327 billion Second Best Pack Storage 209ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 209ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,591 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 209's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Pack Storage 209 is ranked 150,711th in the world and 1,708th in Two for Most Average, scoring 37.2 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Pack Storage 209 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Second Best Pack Storage 209 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 209, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.