The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 194 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.8 billion Second Best Pack Storage 194ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 94.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 194ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,929 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 194's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 194 is ranked 238,765^th in the world and 1,605^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 30.75 cheeks turned per day.