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The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 181ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 184,607 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, and police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 181's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

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