The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 163 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.915 billion Second Best Pack Storage 163ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 163ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 162,221 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', choking on cards is a leading cause of death for wild animals, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 163's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 163 is ranked 23,050^th in the world and 1,712^th in Two for Largest Black Market, with 140 trillion Standard Monetary Units.