Population | 7.689 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 159 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.689 billion Second Best Pack Storage 159ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 159ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 152,907 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
The government loves seeing the little people fight, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, and repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 159's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 159 is ranked 45,879th in the world and 469th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,861.86 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Pack Storage 159 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, the Second Best Pack Storage 159ian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
- : Second Best Pack Storage 159 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 159, companies balk at paying their workers.