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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 139ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,759 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, most academic research has ground to a halt, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", and commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 139's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Second Best Pack Storage 139 is ranked 268,007^th in the world and 1,492^nd in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,630.63 Standard Monetary Units.