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The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 129ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,146 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A crystal a day keeps the establishment away, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest legendary hunting institutions, and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 129's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

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