Population | 7.639 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 127 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.639 billion Second Best Pack Storage 127ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 127ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion cards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 166,053 cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 127's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Second Best Pack Storage 127 is ranked 286,501st in the world and 2,460th in Two for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,291.66 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, breaking rocks in the hot sun now involves using your head.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, for just a few extra cards Second Best Pack Storage 127ians can get new driving records with their new cars.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 127, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.