Population | 7.674 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 113 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.674 billion Second Best Pack Storage 113ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 113ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,508 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 113's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Second Best Pack Storage 113 is ranked 250,095th in the world and 2,277th in Two for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Second Best Pack Storage 113 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Second Best Pack Storage 113, the nation refuses to provide international aid.