The Incorporated States of Second Best Pack Storage 101 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.907 billion Second Best Pack Storage 101ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 101ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,751 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 101's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 101 is ranked 259,091^st in the world and 1,799^th in Two for Most Pacifist, with 24.01 cheeks turned per day.