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PASSWORD

All Hail Emperor Watermelon! Emperor Watermelon
Most Subsidized Industry: 446thHighest Average Incomes: 601stLargest Retail Industry: 712th
The Watermelon Puppet of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sebatopia

Population7.479 billion

CapitalWatermelongrad
LeaderEmperor Watermelon
FaithChurch of Emperor Watermelon

CurrencyCash Money
AnimalGolden Watermelon

The Watermelon Puppet of Sebatopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Watermelon with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.479 billion Watermelons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watermelongrad. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Watermelon economy, worth a remarkable 3,369 trillion Cash Monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 450,526 Cash Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,529,960 per year while the poor average 97,875, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sebatopia's national animal is the Golden Watermelon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Emperor Watermelon.

Sebatopia is ranked 446th in the world and 3rd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 21,339.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 446thHighest Average Incomes: 601stLargest Retail Industry: 712thLargest Black Market: 821stMost Efficient Economies: 847thLargest Agricultural Sector: 965thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 983rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,033rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,040thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,091stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,135thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,248thFattest Citizens: 1,356thMost Devout: 1,385thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,441stRudest Citizens: 1,507thMost Patriotic: 1,564thMost Armed: 1,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,763rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,772ndMost Cultured: 2,100thLargest Governments: 2,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,351stLargest Mining Sector: 2,548thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,569thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,648thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,671stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,240thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,322ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,386thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,283rdSmartest Citizens: 4,594thMost Developed: 4,833rdHighest Economic Output: 4,942ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,175thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,157thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,215thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,094thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,237thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,777th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sebatopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Sebatopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Sebatopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Sebatopia's influence in Psychotic Dictatorships rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Sebatopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Sebatopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Sebatopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebatopia, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebatopia, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebatopia, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.

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