The Republic of Sebaticus is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 964 million Sebaticans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The strong Sebatican economy, worth 59.9 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,108 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, when their backs are against the walls Sebaticans look out for gay men, and gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed. Crime is relatively low. Sebaticus's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sebaticus is ranked 106,187^th in the world and 5,730^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 83.01 on the Hayek Index.