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We do not worship idols, we worship life. Călina Sebastian-Nicolae
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,957thLargest Black Market: 2,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,682nd
The United Banat Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Sebastianovska

Population7.556 billion

CapitalEl Ciudad de Monte Banato
LeaderCălina Sebastian-Nicolae
FaithZamolxism

CurrencyL÷wentaller
AnimalWolfsnake

The United Banat Republic of Sebastianovska is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Călina Sebastian-Nicolae with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.556 billion Sebastianovskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Ciudad de Monte Banato. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sebastianovskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion L÷wentallers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,034 L÷wentallers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Călina Sebastian-Nicolae', the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebastianovska's national animal is the Wolfsnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zamolxism.

Sebastianovska is ranked 23,210th in the world and 1st in Congress of Social Democratic Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 57.14 quips per hour.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,957thLargest Black Market: 2,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,682ndTop
5%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,039thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,255thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,513thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,643rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,189thFattest Citizens: 4,699thHighest Average Incomes: 4,791stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,898thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,056thMost Efficient Economies: 5,403rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,822ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,372ndLargest Governments: 7,553rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,742ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,403rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,130thHighest Economic Output: 11,210thMost Developed: 11,481stTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 14,417thMost Devout: 15,240thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,428thMost Authoritarian: 21,096thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,220thSmartest Citizens: 23,210thMost Cultured: 25,573rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sebastianovska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebastianovska, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebastianovska, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Sebastianovska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebastianovska, community theaters are known for their bawdy renditions of 'Springtime for Călina Sebastian-Nicolae'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebastianovska, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebastianovska, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebastianovska, Sebastianovskans visiting rural Southern Wolfsnake Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
  • : Following new legislation in Sebastianovska, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Sebastianovska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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