The United Socialist States of Seavildinesed is a huge, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 714 million Seavildinesedians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Seavildinesedian economy, worth 25.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 35,093 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and Seavildinesedian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seavildinesed's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seavildinesed is ranked 230,710^th in the world and 8,665^th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 662.45 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.