The Seafaring Peoples of Sealands Little Brother is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gretar Hrafnsson with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.804 billion Sealanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pompeii. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sealandic economy, worth a remarkable 3,495 trillion Kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 253,230 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sealands Little Brother's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valhallism.

Sealands Little Brother is ranked 51,169^th in the world and 9^th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 601.0797541976 days.