The Empire of Sealand newam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Kakoni with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.78 billion Sealand newamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newam. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sealand newamian economy, worth 133 trillion Bit dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,127 Bit dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand newam's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eco spirituality.

Sealand newam is ranked 303,834^th in the world and 5,894^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -8.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.