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Such is life
Most Ignorant Citizens: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 146thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 162nd
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Nipper
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Scuffleopolis

Population6.606 billion

CapitalDistrict 1
LeaderA Hungry Bear
FaithGod Is Dead And The Bear Ate Him

CurrencySaltine Cracker
AnimalPotato

The Oppressed Peoples of Scuffleopolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by A Hungry Bear with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.606 billion Scufflers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District 1. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Scuffling economy, worth a remarkable 1,838 trillion Saltine Crackers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 278,261 Saltine Crackers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,164,616 per year while the poor average 9,229, a ratio of 234 to 1.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scuffleopolis's national animal is the Potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God Is Dead And The Bear Ate Him.

Scuffleopolis is ranked 258,524th in the world and 1,528th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -58 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 146thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 162ndFattest Citizens: 200thMost Avoided: 254thMost Devout: 267thMost Primitive: 369thMost Armed: 383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 477thMost Corrupt Governments: 547thHighest Crime Rates: 813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 978thLargest Mining Sector: 1,052ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,052ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,090thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,105thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,315thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,342ndMost Patriotic: 1,344thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,448thLargest Retail Industry: 1,792ndRudest Citizens: 2,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,435thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,574thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,743rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,876thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,103rdLargest Black Market: 5,474thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,335thNudest: 6,782ndHighest Economic Output: 10,539thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,357thMost Conservative: 14,338thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,246th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 43rd in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Conservative: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 137th in the regionMost Extreme: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers.
  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, the District 1 XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Scuffleopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Scuffleopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours.
  • : Following new legislation in Scuffleopolis, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.

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